Funny Pictures – May 14, 2017

You shall not pass!

You shall not pass!
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Panda getaway mission in IKEA.

Panda getaway mission in IKEA
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Doesn’t care or recently pooped himself?

Doesn't care or recently pooped himself?
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When your kid finally starts reading a book on subway rides instead of looking at his phone the whole time.

When your kid finally starts reading a book on subway rides instead of looking at his phone the whole time
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If you can think about it, don’t.

If you can think about it, don't
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Picked up this little number at a museum gift shop yesterday. Have a buddy’s housewarming coming up and plan on sneaking off to install it in the guest bathroom…

Picked up this little number at a museum gift shop yesterday. Have a buddy's housewarming coming up and plan on sneaking off to install it in the guest bathroom...
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Don’t tell me what to do.

Don't tell me what to do
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Jake is getting a new job.

Jake is getting a new job
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Witness me!

Witness me!
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My nephew’s faces on pillows for a Mother Day gift was a great idea in theory.

My nephew's faces on pillows for a Mother Day gift was a great idea in theory
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Happy Mother’s Day, courtesy of NYC bathroom stall.

Happy Mother's Day, courtesy of NYC bathroom stall
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Let’s talk.

Let's talk
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11pm in the card aisle of the 24 hour Safeway. The night before Mother’s Day.

11pm in the card aisle of the 24 hour Safeway. The night before Mother's Day
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Siri tried to kill me.

Siri tried to kill me
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Knights of the Round Table.

Knights of the Round Table
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Welcome to the real world.

Welcome to the real world
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Visiting Paris with my boyfriend and his brother. This picture pretty much sums up how it’s going so far.

Visiting Paris with my boyfriend and his brother. This picture pretty much sums up how it's going so far
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My girlfriend got a new job. Cake from her old boss.

My girlfriend got a new job. Cake from her old boss
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Art school sidewalk chalk.

Art school sidewalk chalk
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I have sex daily.

I have sex daily
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My cat before and after I tell him “he’s a good boy”.

My cat before and after I tell him "he's a good boy"
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