The practice wall at the Spartan Race is sponsored by…
My friend decided to cover up the tattoo of his ex wife!
The taste of fine tequila.
I had to lock her in the dog crate because she was going to break something in the house from being over hyper. I think she hit her breaking point.
I gave an assignment to my 9th graders to put a modern spin on a famous piece of Renaissance art. So far this one is my favorite.
This container gets less fun the older I get.
Conan in North Korea.
I think I found a new doctor.
My alcoholic neighbor didn’t call a taxi last night…
A friend of a friend accidentally ordered a live yak while on sleeping pills. And their returns policy: “Yakkity Yak! No take backs!”
Art on the street that aligns with its surroundings.
A gift for our coworker on his last day.
Flat for rent San Francisco : 2000/mo.