Local elementary school is taking submissions on their name change.
Payment machine gave me a message of hope this morning.
“There Can Be Only One!”.
The one true pizza topping.
Goddamnit! I can’t bring my pet penguin into the mall!
Okay, no more drunk Amazon shopping.
Abdul i swear to god if you fart right now…
Discovered when browsing craigslist… Not a very neighborly block.
Done. But what do we name this one?
I think you’re lying to me.
It was my friend’s 21st birthday last week. He passed out like this. And yes, those are pizza rolls.