Can Lego be anymore weaponized?! My foot is crying!

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Most accurate Celebrities Read Mean Tweets.

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My daughter asked me for a computer to watch YouTube videos of dogs. I told her I have no money to buy it, she came out with her own solution to the problem.

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I’ll be damned. It worked. Heading to store now for air freshener and some silky soft toilet paper.

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Man needs his taco!

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My cat likes to attack me in the night, so I put a light in the hallway so I can see it coming.

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Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants, talking to staff aboard Air Force One on a trip to Iowa, September 1984.

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I love grading 1st grade worksheets.

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Imagine the pizza this came on.

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This sign at my local church.

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My friend’s cat had surgery and now he has no pants.

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Must be some good coffee.

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Bread is like the sun.

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One of my favorite conversations from Austin Powers.

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Possibly the best photo I have ever taken of my cat.

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I hope it’s a dog.

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