Found my ex in the Natural History Museum.
Not now jack, I am working.
I’m over “promposals” but my little brother’s actually made me laugh.
Things that entertain me.
Sweet dreams aren’t made of this.
This is how you support a marathon.
Windows has successfully installed itself 2.56 times.
Shocked prisoner witnesses fellow captive eaten by his captors.
My drunk neighbor waking up for a smoke break.
We’re gonna have another boy!!!