I am the other door.

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I’m glad I bought the more expensive blow up mattress..

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Old Navy Panties.

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I can’t wait to see the new Alien movie.

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When you are an ancient evil, but you need to listen to a nanny.

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My graceful wife..

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I asked my boss what kind of designation markers she wanted for the two new bathrooms in the office. She ordered these.

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Coolest ducking motorcycle you’ve ever seen!

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My sister had her braces removed and my mom made her a cake.

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Now you’re thinking with portals.

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It appears my town has been invaded by the notorious street gang, The Illiterates.

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Pretty sure my kid’s daycare teacher is former mafia.

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Meanwhile in Bosnia..

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Found the perfect shirt for my honeymoon.

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No idea how he got that plate approved.

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Good ol’ days.

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Canadian reporting at its finest.

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