Ran into my ex at Lowes.
Eminem has never won a game of rock paper scissors. Always a draw.
Escaping prison? Make sure the Google Car doesn’t spot you.
Looks like Nanna Thurman is going to kill Bill.
Saw this on the highway today.
A London bus does an Austin Powers and gets stuck attempting a 3,000 point turn.
Chihuahuas are ruining this country.
The bottom of my coffee cup has helpful instructions.
My wife is going away for a few months. This is how she left our bed this morning.
This is why I don’t cook.
I hope he reaches the rank of Captain.
Met this sexy bar wench last night.