Watching Jurassic Park 2 when suddenly.
My uncle has life figured out.
My friends daughter looks like a mini Patton Oswalt.
The vet prescribed my cat Xanex… he’s in a really weird mood now.
Shock & Awe.
My cousin’s 2 year old kept getting bit by other kids at her daycare..
I sometimes wonder how my dad ever lived to be 54.
He knew what to do.
Get your kitchens here!
I’ve missed my stop!
What true love looks like.
Dammit, white people.
Sex life after baby.
This sign at a restaurant I was at.