When you’re late for work and forget to feed the king.
Can Richard Funk?
Don’t do it.
Community Cracktivism in America.
The university told me to make my thesis title as compelling as possible. So I did.
At least the idiocy is only at 2%.
When drinking and driving, why buckle up?
The attention to detail at Legoland is amazing…
Found my new cap!
As the time between HIV infections approaches zero…
I came in like a pokeball…
This is how my Psychologist appears on my caller ID!
I asked the guy at the liquor store to help me find some cheap red wine.