When you’re late for work and forget to feed the king.

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Can Richard Funk?

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Don’t do it.

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Community Cracktivism in America.

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The university told me to make my thesis title as compelling as possible. So I did.

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At least the idiocy is only at 2%.

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When drinking and driving, why buckle up?

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The attention to detail at Legoland is amazing…

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Found my new cap!

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As the time between HIV infections approaches zero…

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I came in like a pokeball…

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Finally!

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This is how my Psychologist appears on my caller ID!

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I asked the guy at the liquor store to help me find some cheap red wine.

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My local news station posted this to their Facebook with the title, “Ever wonder what anchors really wear under the desk?”.

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Doctors on strike.

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Superpower: ability to annoy my wife.

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