There are no words to describe how beautiful you are…
When you don’t make the cut for National Geographic auditions.
My local Super 8 is being rebuilt. I didn’t know why until I saw the sign.
I like my women like I like my laundry..
Martin Loofa King.
My local news channel doesn’t know how bar graphs work.
The Teletubbies look like figures from a horror movie when you put them in black and white…
I’m not a fascist.
Tip: Use the bar-code on the side of the can, not the color-match bar code that Home Depot sticks on the lid.
Baby sure does.
I’m Usain Bolt.
The news according to Whose Line.
The male online dating experience.
The Pawshank Redemption.
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