Funny Pictures – August 16, 2015

Spotted this gem today at a gas station in Missouri.

Spotted this gem today at a gas station in Missouri
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Just a little downforce is all it needs.

Just a little downforce is all it needs
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Probably not the best name for his profession.

Probably not the best name for his profession
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Fly You Fools.

Fly You Fools
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Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
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This guy trying out bike seats.

This guy trying out bike seats
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Found hundreds of these when we were cleaning out my grandfather’s car after he passed. I always knew he had a good sense of humor.

Found hundreds of these when we were cleaning out my grandfather's car after he passed. I always knew he had a good sense of humor.
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This. This right here, is awesome.

This. This right here, is awesome
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“If your sex life had a remote control, name a button you’d hit a lot.”

"If your sex life had a remote control, name a button you'd hit a lot."
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Watch me neigh neigh.

Watch me neigh neigh
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I did Nazi how late it was.

I did Nazi how late it was
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Saw this billboard on the way to work.

Saw this billboard on the way to work.
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How to deal with cleavage.

How to deal with cleavage
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Close enough.

Close enough
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Poor Donald…

Poor Donald...
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My dog decided to get in the trash today, this is how I found him. I think that’s punishment enough.

My dog decided to get in the trash today, this is how I found him. I think that's punishment enough.
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I was worried going to the fair would break my diet, but thankfully they had SlimFast bars.

I was worried going to the fair would break my diet, but thankfully they had SlimFast bars.
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Mushroom roulette.

Mushroom roulette
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I’ll be right back, I mean, if it’s optional….

I'll be right back, I mean, if it's optional....
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Sooo… 5 hours?

Sooo... 5 hours?
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