Funny Pictures – August 20, 2015

Teleportation.

Teleportation
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My local theatre is getting roof construction done.

My local theatre is getting roof construction done
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How to avoid my celiac sensitivity and stay on diet!

How to avoid my celiac sensitivity and stay on diet!
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My friends father flushed away his last f*ck to give and installed a urinal in his bathroom following his divorce.

My friends father flushed away his last f*ck to give and installed a urinal in his bathroom following his divorce.
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I can’t wait to say this one day.

I can't wait to say this one day.
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Priorities.

Priorities
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We’ve had some complaints about the cleanliness of the men’s room urinals. I suggested we take out the three point line.

We've had some complaints about the cleanliness of the men's room urinals. I suggested we take out the three point line.
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Honk Honk.

Honk Honk.
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I don’t think Susan is coming back.

I don't think Susan is coming back.
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Archer On The Metric System.

Archer On The Metric System
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My Michael Jackson lighter is super realistic. It just keeps getting whiter the older it gets.

My Michael Jackson lighter is super realistic. It just keeps getting whiter the older it gets
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I thought my roommate was the one stealing my food.

I thought my roommate was the one stealing my food.
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I was putting away laundry. I can’t believe what I found at the bottom of my wife’s underwear drawer.

I was putting away laundry. I can't believe what I found at the bottom of my wife's underwear drawer.
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Best way to deal with drug problems.

Best way to deal with drug problems
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Makeup fraud.

Makeup fraud
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Panorama Fail – Niagara Falls.

My aunt can't figure out the panorama feature on her phone, which leads to a lot of of mutilated pictures, like this gem from Niagara Falls.
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True to their word.

True to their word
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Yes. Yes it is.

Yes. Yes it is.
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You know you’re in the ghetto when this happens at a store.

You know you're in the ghetto when this happens at a store
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Math is hard for Fox News.

Math is hard for Fox News.
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