My local theatre is getting roof construction done.
How to avoid my celiac sensitivity and stay on diet!
My friends father flushed away his last f*ck to give and installed a urinal in his bathroom following his divorce.
I can’t wait to say this one day.
We’ve had some complaints about the cleanliness of the men’s room urinals. I suggested we take out the three point line.
I don’t think Susan is coming back.
Archer On The Metric System.
My Michael Jackson lighter is super realistic. It just keeps getting whiter the older it gets.
I thought my roommate was the one stealing my food.
I was putting away laundry. I can’t believe what I found at the bottom of my wife’s underwear drawer.
Best way to deal with drug problems.