My boyfriend said he’d marry me if I gave him $100,000 and some cupcakes. So me being the awesome future wife that I am, made him these.
Man, this host is forward.
Kindergarten vs Senior year.
My secretary came in today with a gift for me. Before handing it to me she looked at me and said “Finish what your grandfather started” I run a family business that my Grandfather started.
How dinosaurs evolved according to ancient Chinese scripture.
Penguin mask review.
Wife gave me one job to do for the day… get the dogs tag engraved.
A Local Plumbers truck decal.
Had a mini heart attack when i walked in to a customer’s house today.
Katie Ledecky had Bryce Harper hold all of her medals while she threw out the first pitch.
Came home to discover my roommate ate all my leftover Teriyaki, he left me this card.