I’ll have the 10 year old, please, medium rare…
When you forget to put the ice tray in the freezer.
We like to subtly pick on the short guy at work.
Future of drone pizza delivery.
Pub’s polite notice.
Went for my first ultrasound today… Turns out I’m having a bunny.
I was unpacking boxes after a move and noticed a box my brother packed labeled “ball map”. It was a globe. He’s just started college.
I was out sailing and found Seal Team 6.
The boyfriend got in trouble yesterday. He sent flours to my office today to apologize.
I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse.
When your costume backfires.
Who’s more gangster?
When it’s cheaper to get new wheels.