Your identity is safe with us.
I’m honestly not that worried about a Skynet takeover.
Jesus knew how to get out of awkward conversations.
I feel like they could’ve come up with a better name for this column.
This is the planet you live on.
What terrible thing happened to Rick Astley in 1989?
London windows being hilarious as usual. Ron Swanson would approve.
Ima just grow a beard.
Arthur, always spitting gospel.
I fit into most stereotypes.
This year, I went to comic con as “Drunk Uncle Ben”. The goal: pass out and die in front of as many spidermen as possible.