My Cousin dropped her daughter off at summer camp a few days ago. This is the first letter she sent home.
Sex is not an accident, Use a condom.
I knew that carrying blue masking tape with me at all times would one day pay off..
The before picture.
Someone forgot that MRIs are giant f*cking magnets.
I don’t know what I expected.
Thank god I turned the light on before turning the stove on.
My parents are going to be here any minute.
At the children’s fun center in town. This is the astronaut they idolize.