I’m gonna have a great time tonight!
…I think I’ll take the next bus.
Subway’s pretty passive aggressive.
Visiting relatives in your mid-30’s when you have no kids, no retirement plans, and play video games.
When I try to be romantic.
I am a film student. This was a question on my sound recording test.
Girlfriend ordered a jacket from Target, got this instead. They don’t even have this item in their inventory.
Definitive Proof Shaggy and Scooby are Potheads.
So I bring a pecan pie to work. By noon it was missing. Found it a few hours later in my boss’s office.
Should send them all to Cali.