Not like the movies.

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Parents combined ugly sweater outfit.

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This guys Amazon review.

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My local Vietnamese restaurant. Its pretty…

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Lego relationship.

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Flirtaceous Period.

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My buddy decided to child-proof his Xmas tree…

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Asked my Uber driver for a picture of his Christmas sweater this afternoon.

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I dont know, wtf do you want?

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Women’s jealousy.

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Meth. Not even once.

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Because everyone needs an 8 bit penis scarf with pockets on the balls.

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The Ultimate Showdown.

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I think I just got Rick rolled on my final exam.

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I found where the brake light fluid goes.

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Happy holidays from Dallas.

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Daaayuum.

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My greatest achievement. I call it a khat.

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Someone’s Getting Promoted At This Hotel.

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Bob Marley the printer.

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I thought this was a liquor store for months…

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