I wish I was as close with my mom as Dave Grohl is with his.
So my city just got decorated with Christmas dicks.
The Story of Star Wars (not a spoiler).
Here you go, kid. dick around with this.
My friend’s cat had surgery and now he has no pants.
So this happened..
Might want to consider changing the garage art now…
Drunk me still isn’t saying what happened, but I’m fairly sure that he rolled in around 4am.
boop beep boop.
I tried to take a cute Christmas photo holding my dog…
Last will and testament.
Santa got an upgrade.
This city covered up some beautiful graffiti. And now…