My Aunt’s lil joke for the next person that tears up the carpet in her home.

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Give the people what they want.

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Battled an egg stealing rat for months. Once caught, I gave it the memorial it deserved.

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When you get a tattoo at age 11.

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Where’s my burger?

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Smog couldn’t stop Chinese Tai Chi master from his morning routine.

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Beware of the…

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Photo my mom took today. Deer slipping on ice.

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Christmas brodent.

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Can’t blame the guy.

When people ask why I don’t want to have kids, this is the picture I show them.

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This plastic bag has some serious self esteem issues.

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My broke ass.

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Lonely old man realizes why no one has been answering his letters.

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Denzel was great in Rogue One.

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I hope to one day reach this level of dad jokes.

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My Japanese dragon.

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This guy color coordinates his shirt and drink everyday.

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In 2008 my mom instructed me to “sober up” and send my own Christmas cards to family and friends. Here’s every year since, including a brand new one for 2016.

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New Years resolution.

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