The quote of the day at my office.
Tom Cruise is Google’s poster child for the term “Lavender Marriage”.
My parents bought me a doormat and this was on the back of it. Read the warning.
My parents haven’t noticed.
Girlfriend got me this blanket!
Missing a pet anyone?
My co-worker asked me for a quarter, then gave me this in return.
Saw this party guy driving today.
My wife asked why we have two timelines, I told her I don’t have time to explain multiverse theory.
We did a secret santa and someone got a package of Oreos with the creme separated from the cookies.
My friend just won $100 for his workplace’s Ugly Sweater Contest.