The quote of the day at my office.

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She’s awake.

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Tom Cruise is Google’s poster child for the term “Lavender Marriage”.

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My parents bought me a doormat and this was on the back of it. Read the warning.

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Tormund Ross.

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My parents haven’t noticed.

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Girlfriend got me this blanket!

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Missing a pet anyone?

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My co-worker asked me for a quarter, then gave me this in return.

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Never fails.

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Saw this party guy driving today.

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My wife asked why we have two timelines, I told her I don’t have time to explain multiverse theory.

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We did a secret santa and someone got a package of Oreos with the creme separated from the cookies.

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My friend just won $100 for his workplace’s Ugly Sweater Contest.

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My parents haven’t noticed either.

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Final Destination in 3, 2, 1.

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My dog Odin welcoming my new wife to the pack.

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Cracking open a cold one.

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My aunt just received her son’s kindergarten picture.

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A lady decorated her door at a retirement home.

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