My ugly Christmas sweater work party is today.

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How to fart when sharing a bed.

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There is only one thing we say to death.

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A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is.

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Not even once..

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How much water?

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I wrap my brother’s Christmas present like this every year. This year it’s a gift card.

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Car upgraded with Martian technology.

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My new favorite t shirt.

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My mom didn’t want to take down her Halloween decorations so we now have a Christmas Spider.

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From a restaurant at the main international airport of Iran.

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My wife thought she had bought a work bench and tool set for our 4 year old.

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I’ll take my chances.

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The pinnacle of engineering education.

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This cookie looks like Robert De Niro.

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Kids listening to old Christmas music.

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My 18-month-old loves to play with light switches. Look what our friend made him for Christmas!

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Sister is a housekeeper. She just sent this to me.

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7 Course Irish Meal in New Hampshire.

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