My parents are remodeling their home over the holiday break. This is their makeshift Christmas tree.
My girlfriend got me a mousepad with my favorite picture of her on it.
Are you not entertained?
Check out the name of my local coffee shop backwards.
Always check the dimensions before buying appliances.
Our ornaments never make it to Christmas day.
The city just sent out the “If you’re cold, they’re cold” reminders to bring our dogs in when it’s freezing outside. This is my dog.
When two wrongs make a right.
You got dis.
My sister gave me the best Christmas present.
The Annual Posting of the Chinese Community Thanking Jews for Eating Chinese Food on Christmas.
She said: “All I want for Christmas is a Switch!”
My wife’s cat likes to cuddle, my cat, not so much.