My cab driver last night was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see.

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My grandpa doesn’t trust his new Roomba, so he’s been following it around.

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Who Knew?

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Proof that every culture eventually starts producing porn.

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This package of toilet paper my cat likes to lay on describes her perfectly.

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My best friend got me this for Christmas.

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My dog got a little excited when I arrived home for the holidays.

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A guide to eating fish in the workplace.

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Flirting Tool.

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These Chinese translations.

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Just beat testicular cancer, so from now on these will be my pen of choice for nursing school.

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Local watering hole participates in WuTang Wednesday’s.

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Touché Netflix.

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Got the Danny DeVito life size cutout for my brother and sister-in-law. Scares the hell out of you when you forget he’s standing there.

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Alaskan condoms.

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Just gifted some of my old Lego to my nephew. Think these batteries might need to be replaced.

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This “Country Girl” licence plate.

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They didn’t think this through.

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Went on a beach vacation, dad thought he was capturing a tender moment. Boyfriend had asked me to hold onto his kayak while he puked. Naturally, I blew it up and put it on a blanket.

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The best card I got this year.

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