My pregnant wife is practicing her swaddling. Skittles isn’t a fan.
These kids are ready for the future.
Looks like Amazon finally delivered the squirrel bed.
A reminder to keep your presents away from Michael Bublé.
Just moved into an amazing new house with my beautiful wife, to discover she’s a monster.
I now have the perfect footnote for all those hard-to-source occasions.
Created our Christmas cards last night.
When you want to honk but you don’t want to give her a heart attack.
Which state do you live in?
Basic white girl Matrix glitch.
Well uh, okay I guess.
Step one: Go to the bushes and fetch the Christmas tree stand off last years tree.