Waiting for ankle surgery.
Engage ninja mode.
My cousin hates decorating.
The Grim Reaper joined another marketing team.
Lionel Waldo Richie in Houston, Tx.
Just got this promo from a safety vendor.
“WHERE in the North Pole? He doesn’t just live in the snow!”
The Microsoft paper clip has fallen on some hard times.
It was supposed to make me sad. Instead, for the last 26 years, it’s made me smile every time I look at it.
Do license plates get any more metal?
This ugly Christmas sweater.
I just realized who I married.