No sugar coating these discharge instructions.
Good luck to the blind guy with this fly swatter!
Facebook has had zero chill lately.
Last minute ugly Christmas sweater creation for the office party!
Name an animal whose eggs you’d probably never eat for breakfast.
Payback’s a bitch.
Oh! Mi Scusi!
Now show me the money.
Every. Single. One.
IT department told to get festive.
So, I just started a line of dark, mildly offensive Christmas cards…
O Christmas Tree.
Jingle Bell Rocks.
Merry Christmas, ya flithy animal.
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