When the cat is planning to kill you & the dog is trying to warn you.
Well played, horse…
Yep, I can see that.
Well, when you put it that way…
“You can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a womans’ man, no time to talk”.
The Four Stages of a Lecture…
A farmer at work is selling beef from his cows. His sign is on the right. Mine is on the left..
My uncle sent Cupid to deliver flowers to my aunt at work.
The Army is getting sneakier with their recruitment attempts…
You know is Valentine’s Day when all ladies razors are sold out.
Things are about to get very messy.
Siri just changed my childhood.
Extreme Russian Playground.