My sister and her boyfriend are heading up to our cabin tomorrow night, so I left them a present for when they turn on the lights.
When you’re looking for something sweet.
A friend fell and broke her face so someone got her a thoughtful gift.
My eight year old brother just finished decorating his room.
We were looking through old pictures of me when my wife started laughing and got the dog’s flea pills from the cupboard.
Asked for “nothing” as dessert on a Disney cruise. Got this masterpiece.
Friend that works at Starbucks just sent me this.
How to flirt 101.
Uninstalled a spammy search hijacker extension from my dad’s computer… Got this message…
Face swap gone wrong…
Hooked up with a friend who told a bunch of people. She felt bad for telling everyone, so she got me this cake.
Last time I tried to help my new neighbors I was told to mind my own f’n business. On this very wet and windy day I’m minding my own business when I noticed this. It’s been an hour now.
I asked my wife if she could crochet me a ‘Sentinel’ from ‘The Matrix’. She’s never seen the movie.