Valentine’s Day turned out quite alright.
What to do with my bread..
“I have a friend who insisted on dressing up like a clown for his family pic back when he was like 8 and it’s my favorite picture ever.”
Girlfriend called domino’s to send me a surprise heart-shape Valentine’s Day pizza while I’m on a business trip.
My friend’s Deerhound is a cross between Snoop Dogg and Falcor.
Get yourself a girlfriend, they said. It would be fun, they said.
saw a guy hauling ass in the McDonald’s drive through.