Even bathroom handwashes are telling me to visit a psychiatrist.
Purchased something from the YMCA, it uhh… doesn’t look good on my purchase history.
Best teacher gift ever…
YOU FLIPPED IT, A-HOLE.
“No, I’ve never seen the Grand Canyon, but I’ve been there.”
His face though…
This dude said he’s been waiting 4 hours for the P to fall so he could sue Walmart.