Even bathroom handwashes are telling me to visit a psychiatrist.
Purchased something from the YMCA, it uhh… doesn’t look good on my purchase history.
Best teacher gift ever…
YOU FLIPPED IT, A-HOLE.
“No, I’ve never seen the Grand Canyon, but I’ve been there.”
His face though…
This dude said he’s been waiting 4 hours for the P to fall so he could sue Walmart.
When you have plans.
Guess the fabric store never throws anything out.
Beyoncé makes an appearance in power rangers.
Valentines day card from a student.
New welcome mat.
Still my favorite photo on the subway, to this day.
I spend a lot of time on planes. I think the radiation is starting to affect me.