So my wife bought a decorative sign for our kitchen.
Apparently I’m a dickhead. Thanks, genes.
Vasectomy gift basket.
Buy ANY 2 Tacos.
I live near a town named Hooker and another named Beaver. They play each other in HS sports.
This locksmith’s name.
We had quite a windy Valentine’s Day.
I accidentally made a butthole cake.
Finally, an Olympic sport I can relate to!
Jim’s Apple Barn always has the best signs. Wonder if this one got them in trouble.
This person is my hero.
The “I was forced to come on this trip” look.
Which would you choose?