I’m adding this to my will.
I have become science.
They grow up so fast.
Blizzard expected tonight, this guy is prepared to stay awhile.
When my heart says pizza, but the scale says salad.
The future of grocery carts.
As a philosophy professor working on my doctorate: he’s not wrong.
Michael did a bad bad thing.
All my friends are Phil.
Larry David had fun once, it was awful.
If this storm lasts longer than 4 hours, I’m calling a doctor.