My grandpa took this bottle out and said: “I take these for my gambling addiction.”
The resemblance is eggstraordinary!
Whatever, I do what I want!
Michelle Bachman said she was waiting for a sign from God to run for Senate.
You are my fire, the one desire!
When you are taking a pic and you leave your flash on.
My mom was the top preforming rep at her call center in 2017. This was her gift.
My daughter looks like she lives in a van down by the river.
This cup of fat looks like a frothy, cold beer. I’m going to leave it out at a party this weekend. I’ll report back.
Rachel Riley struggling to contain a chuckle on yesterday’s show after this was spelled out.
Mom caught my little brother planning a party.
These two had opposite hair cuts.
Worst possible outfit to wear to a Target. I got asked questions like 40 times.
Even the pigeons in London stop for Tea Time.