$0.25 out of a machine. $947.36 out of a dog. Gotta love that smug “worth it” look.
When your three year old tells man at McDonald’s that his pants are falling down.
World’s Worst Sorority.
1 in 34 owls have seen some serious shit!
I’m a programmer, and my boss handed me this piece of paper on my first day at work.
College in a nutshell.
Cool puzzle bro.
I was going through a breakup and my baby sister gave me flower seeds.
Hands in assignment – Gets new assignment on same day..
Smells like dog kennel.
Told my class I was being observed today and not to be tardy. A student walked in late and handed me this.
My lava lamp made a dick. Coworker is amused.
Robert filed a five day protesting permit with the city so he can yell at Best Buy for the rest of the week.