My mailman was the first to congratulate me.

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Unfortunate.

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I work in insurance. It’s claims like this that help me get through the day.

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My pants are haunted.

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The Cheesiest.

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Drink smarter, not harder.

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Inside my Dr.’s office…

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German logic.

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Nice try.

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That’s society for you.

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Don’t worry, there are plenty of people on the land.

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At a small eCommerce seminar, this guy walked in halfway through the presentation, grabbed a beer and pizza, had no ID and wasn’t on the guest list so was asked to leave.

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Such an innocent look.

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When sober you remembers drunk you.

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Borrowed a pen from a classmate.

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Trash Can Wind Meter.

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Looking for a horn speaker when I came across this gem…

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Sick burn, Netflix.

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Unseen shot from “The Revenant”.

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New fb emotions.

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