Just came back from my honeymoon in the Dominican Republic and they didn’t have Plan-B. They had something way better.
My dad is recently retired and it shows.
A card I found at the bookstore…
My parents insisted on showing us their burial plots.
5 liter Coke.
Nicole, kid, man.
Someone rigged this toilet paper dispenser to make it two ply.
I can’t take you anywhere!
My nephew waiting for his brother to come out of his bedroom.
My wife likes to draw on our peanut butter.
The neighbor dog is always watching.
Trust me, I’m an architect.