Best use for ex-wife’s wedding dress… snow camo!

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My cat figured out how the fridge works and now he’s loving the fresh, crisp water.

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When you lie on the resume but still get the job.

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Why yes I do live there…

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This guy’s skiing costume.

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Which one are you?

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Notes from my bf used to be much sweeter. At least he made me lunch!

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Ok…today was my first day at a new job.

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Well I guess I’m going to stay away..

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What to eat for eggscellent gains!

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Jesus is back, and this time… It’s personal.

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In Case of Fire..

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And the parents of the year award goes to…

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Everyone disliked Frank but no one knew why. Frank was a sad and lonely fish.

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Just another day on a Japanese road.

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Sorority girls tried making ‘Sigma Tau Delta’ cookies. Probably should’ve used the Greek letters.

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George Carlin never fails to enlighten.

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Valentines card that sums up the new generation of teens.

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Kid having trouble concentrating on the game.

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