When you pause Phantom Menace at just the right spot.
Two free hot dogs! Hey wait a second…
Company made 5 billion last year and all I got was a candy bar.
Enjoy the delights of Europe.
That’s not quite what I meant but it’ll do I guess.
GF recently had her wisdom teeth removed.
Went to the bathroom during a university tour and instantly knew where I would be spending the next four years of my life.
It’s my friend’s bday but I only have Christmas wrapping. I made do.
He wasn’t frickin lying.
The problem with living in your car.
Very Subtle Russia…
As a 26 year old single man with no kids, these security questions are sending me a very specific message.