You could say my dog misses the snow.
She fell asleep during Jumanji. No one woke her up.
Dad knows best.
Guess I won’t be able to use it.
This bag of flour.
It’s too cold to play basketball.
Went to a pumpkin patch with my family earlier this year. My mom got mad because she couldn’t figure out why my sister and I were laughing so hard about the wrist stamps to gain entry. They’re supposed to be footprints.
Maynard J. Keenan from Tool was asked if the wine he sold was vegan. He replied with this picture.
It’s possible to feel lonely in a crowd.
He is not impressed.
This store has shit hearts.
My more realistic laundry load size choices.
My dads fortune cookie has misaligned print.
Parents asked me to house sit for them while they’re out of town, I sent them this today.