“Yeah…could you give me a ticket to “Skull Poop L”?”.

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Don’t even bother, I got this locked tonight.

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I hope it’s wearing a condominium at least.

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Don’t do that to the baby! .. oh, as you were.

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Riding shotgun.

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Don’t think my cat likes the new girl.

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More amazing words of wisdom from my local pub.

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So deep.

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You’re dead Greg.

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Take care of your pets people.

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Found this guy just sitting there at 30m.

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Every single time I try to get rid of hangnail.

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My coworker is so proud of his new shirt.

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I sent Wendy’s an email asking for coupons or free food because I am a broke college student. This is what they sent back.

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Hardcore parkour.

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This duo cannot be stopped!

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This maze has a sense of humour.

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Damn you to hell Weight Watchers. Damn you to hell.

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A bird’s self-portrait.

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It must have been hard to pick just twelve.

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My best friends got me the best shirt ever.

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This message from the Christian Mothers.

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I’d like to call this meeting to order.

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