“Yeah…could you give me a ticket to “Skull Poop L”?”.
Don’t even bother, I got this locked tonight.
I hope it’s wearing a condominium at least.
Don’t do that to the baby! .. oh, as you were.
Don’t think my cat likes the new girl.
More amazing words of wisdom from my local pub.
You’re dead Greg.
Take care of your pets people.
Found this guy just sitting there at 30m.
Every single time I try to get rid of hangnail.
My coworker is so proud of his new shirt.
I sent Wendy’s an email asking for coupons or free food because I am a broke college student. This is what they sent back.