Tell Schrödinger I Survived.
My twin brother and I ran into our celebrity lookalikes, the property brothers.
Well howdy pardner!
Beware of attack waitress.
I think I just found a horcrux in my local theater.
About 5 years ago, I put googly eyes on a picture of my brother as a baby. They’re still there to this day.
We have a 6 week old baby, our neighbors knew we were having a little trouble getting her to sleep! They made us this great little cross stitch.
I was at the right place at the right time.
In photography, timing is everything.
My neighbor peels out daily, so I wrote him a nice poem!
This why I always go mini golfing for 1st dates.
I wish more people did this.