I think the oil change place is hinting that I should clean the junk out of my car.
Now I realize why my dad used to hide in the bathroom. You’re never alone.
Whoops, left my sunroof open.
My girlfriend’s obsession with cheesy cursive signs inspired me to make my own unspirational signs.
This sign at my vet.
My neighbours an asshole. I figured this note was appropriate.
Due to my bro’s divorce we have been celebrating Christmas on Martin Luther King Jr. day. Happy Martin Luther Christmas.
Told my niece to put her snow boots in the tub to dry off.
Don’t be a nut, practice safe hex.
Damn, they’re fast!
My 3.5 year old niece thinks she’s a Ninja.