I told you not to order the ginormous just because the word sounds cute!
“This is how i die”
Buying clothing online from China.
Only in Sweden.
Will Forte just showed up to a Fox event looking like this.
No you don’t.
I see what you did there.
Someone put a post-it on my local public radio station’s newsroom door. They responded.
My son lined up these toilet paper rolls for me, his dear old DAD!
The firetruck is thirsty.
I can finally tell them how I really feel.
“I’ll have a coffee, black.” “What size?” “Monday”.
“I’m Flying!” “I don’t think so!”