Saw this guy at the mall.
I’m a baker. After working all morning on this order, I get this text from my boss.
Ominously vague product warning.
He thinks this painting is a window.
A little slower please.
Sighted in Epsom, England.
My brother decorated his fridge for the holidays.
My fortune cookie.
I captured the stages of my dog’s reaction when she slowly realized that I didn’t have any treats.
Not a morning person.
I’m never bringing my kids to this park again.
I probably shouldn’t bother looking at the expiration date.
When your girlfriend chooses the movie.
My New Year’s Eve party.