When the chocolates get too real.
“Buy American and hire American” – President Trump.
This makes me uncomfortable.
I do phone repairs and a client’s phone alarm went off while I was waiting for her to pick up the phone.
Dealer: “Whatcha want?” This guy: “Yes please.”
Straight and to the point!
My change jar is three quarters full.
It took 9 minutes.
Only one semester down…
He’s not wrong.
Sign in a taxi cab.
This is why it’s important to learn percentages, kids…
When you check in on your dog to see if he’s having a good or bad first day of doggie daycare… hint: He’s the white one.
Shave that beard off!
He will be a good dad.
This little boy made his pet weasel a cart out of k’nex and dragged it round Waitrose on a lead.
My girlfriend recently started working nights. I’ve been waking up to a lot of worrying messages on the fridge.
Bush battles plastic poncho.
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