If there’s a fire, we’re fighting.
Someone in my building put this in the “free” pile and pointed it right at my door, scared the hell out of me.
My wife’s sister is coming to visit. Getting the guest room ready.
Car drove through a brick wall, neighbor put this out.
Warning sign at a local Red Robin.
Found this little joke quietly waiting in a local shop.
Misleading title, the book was boring.
Snowman for sale. Needs minor repairs or can be used for parts. $35 or best offer.
Costco, you have exceeded expectations again.
Thailand’s Mr. Bean.
Atlas did not enjoy being woken up.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
My wife bought me new work socks.