Looks like kids in a totem pole trench coat trying to buy alcohol.
Our cat went outside for the first time today.
What’s a computer?
My six year old son pointed out when you hold a clif bar upside down it looks like “The last moment of that guy’s life”.
Dude at the bar last night.
This cover up.
Larry is going places.
My friend’s mom sent pictures to her whole family as she hopped into her first UBER ride ever. She’s so excited and probably had a neighbor take the picture.
I Photoshopped myself into a family portrait and it’s now hanging up in my office.
We bought 2 things at CVS.
For people who are always late.
Ordered a pizza and asked for a joke.
Woody has been working out.