Printed and attached to wife’s spraying air freshener while she wasn’t home. Spits acid every 30 minutes.
Vintage Birth-control: Only 99% effective.
Ahh. Neighborly love.
I wish it was warmer..
She is shocked about being pregnant!
€50!? Over my dead body!
Every single time.
I’m not like most girls.
How to make yourself a mug of tea.
At work today I secretly watched a fifth grader add the letter “F” to art and quietly snicker to himself all the way back to class. Classic.
The moment my co worker realized the Cageman is omnipresent.
Karma Works in Mysterious Ways.
Mugshot of the year goes to.
Someone in marketing is getting fired.
Getting ready for Valentines day.
Yet another unrealistic standard for women.
My roommate draws on the little dry erase boards on our fridge sometimes. This his favorite variation of Benedict Cumberbatch.
As a lifelong Southerner, this couldn’t be more accurate.
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