My cat has a drinking problem.

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Inspiring.

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Helluva way to go… oh.

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I’m Not Racist But-

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We live very close to the pet store and visit regularly. Today when my dog disappeared I knew where to find her. Too bad she can’t read.

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HornPub.

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Why you should lock your computer before leaving your desk.

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Yeah, so this is problem at my gym.

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Well, I’m a drunk idiot.

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Dog is all bark no bite.

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This is why I carry my lock-picks around.

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I decorated the empty cavity behind my mirror today.

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The perfect Valentines Day card?

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Ohhh the irony.

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It’s been awhile since I’ve used onions.

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Went to my cousin’s house and saw the international sign of a single man.

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An open letter to my garbage neighbors.

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Baggage.

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Best sign of the night from IND.

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